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Archive for the ‘Stupid Job’ Category

Business Lunches

December 14th 2007 by Prof. Emeritus Goreng in Stupid Job 0

Does it happen? All the time… It’s just another variation of business over golf or over a drink.
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In fact, business lunches are more common than any other forms of entertainment. There are a few reasons for this. Firstly, many restaurants are ’specially priced’ for lunch to discourage normal public to appear, thus making it […]

Stupid Job Just Turned Nice.

October 2nd 2007 by Prof. Emeritus Goreng in Stupid Job 2

I have been posting too much on the ‘Stupid Job’ category lately. Maybe it is due to the fact that I spend most of the time at work and my job is kinda interesting to be shared.
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Today’s post isnt too much on stupid job anymore. Stupid job turned nicer lately.
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I just got promoted to Senior […]

What Do u Call Your Boss?

September 28th 2007 by Prof. Emeritus Goreng in Stupid Job 2

Mr X? or Miss X? Oi? or Fat Ass? or maybe Hey Doggie2?
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I have something interesting to share here.  Nope… Its not that I address my boss using all the above.
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It happened about 2 years ago, when I just joined the company I’m now working for. Let’s give him a name before I begin.Maybe something […]

Why Do We Get Extremely Tired at Work…

September 24th 2007 by Prof. Emeritus Goreng in Stupid Job 4

…But Extremely Relaxed and Energized at Home?
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One of my colleagues asked me this question today…She has been working for over 10 years with this same company. I guess the answer is rather simple.
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Most people work because they have to. It is not so much about passion anymore. The first few days we are very passionate. […]

How Much Would You Do As a Salesman?

September 19th 2007 by Prof. Emeritus Goreng in Stupid Job 3

    In selling, it is always good to have customers who are like our friends. It would be very much easier to get things done with this kind of strong relationship. Meals and some other forms of entertainment cannot be avoided in business. However, to what extend are you willing to sacrifice your time and […]

Is This Making Me Lose Sales?

September 11th 2007 by Prof. Emeritus Goreng in Stupid Job 4

I decided to get a new set of T-shirts(uniform) last month. Before that, I was wearing dirty and moldy T-shirts, as in the left of the picture. I discovered that the previous few months’ sales were not particularly good.
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After changing into cleaner looking T-shirts, my monthly sales increased by double compared to the average […]

Stuck in a Boring Job? Be a Copywriter!

August 21st 2007 by Prof. Emeritus Goreng in Side Income/Lobang, Stupid Job 6

Have you ever dreamt of working with just a pen, and a paper? Being a copywriter may be an option for all, with a creative brain. In fact, at 95% trainings , people from all background are welcomed with open arms. Career opportunities are also abundant.
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The advertising industry is short of good copywriters. […]

What to Do When You Are Late for Work?

August 9th 2007 by Prof. Emeritus Goreng in Interesting Discoveries, Stupid Job 2

This lady is late to work. She utilizes the time on the train to ‘prepare’ herself. Really efficient way of doing things. Enjoy!

Does this actually happen in real life? Or rather, should this happen more often? LOL..

How to act busy while “eat snake” in office

August 5th 2007 by Sukebe Oyaji in Advices to Little Bro & Sis, Stupid Job 1

Face it, no matter how useless good we are in our work, there are times where there is totally nothing to do. When that happens, our bosses will pull out his long long list of rubbish “outstanding matters”, and ask us to “settle”.
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How could we waste such a rare occasion (having nothing to do) […]

Macam-macam jenis orang

July 5th 2007 by Sukebe Oyaji in Stupid Job 2

Ada sejenis orang,
banyak pandai curi tulang,
dia ada macam-macam lobang,
ponteng kerja senang macam makan kacang.
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Lagi sejenis manusia,
cilakak betul and amat sial,
sikap macam seorang saja kerja dalam satu dunia,
orang itu hanyalah dia.

Lagi sejenis binatang,
hali hali hantar email nak berperang,
kerja dengan dia adalah sangat malang,
kerana kena kerja dengan Orang Utan.

Budaya email adalah amat kelakar,
apa pasal mulut tak nak […]